Aspartame has been blamed for several negative health conditions, including but not limited to migraines, nausea, Alzheimer’s, diabetes, heart problems, cancer, and multiple sclerosis, not to mention birth defects, lupus, seizures and even Gulf War Syndrome…even in people who’ve never been out of the USA let alone in the military or part of the Persian Gulf Conflict. OBVIOUSLY, these claims are not only controversial but most are possibly flat out FALSE since just as no single chemical can cure everything, no single chemical can cause everything either.
– “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…and you finish off as an orgasm.”